Hello all! I hope your Christmases were merry indeed. Mine was dandy, I saw National Treasure 2 with the fam and the Mayos and then ate dinner at 4:30, because I'm pretty sure that's what my mom thinks Christian people do.
Anywho, today's post will be a tribute to the brilliant scholar that is Bailey Janna Silverman. I'll make this simple (much like BJS herself)...
"You're not allowed to eat lettuce when you're pregnant, are you?" - Bailey Silverman, 8:45 pm, 12/26/2007.
Yes, she IS that retarded. Still, there's hope for Bailey. After all, she knows what a foumart is, and I'd be willing to bet that NONE of you do.
In fact, I will personally give you $20 if you can tell me what a foumart is! No googling. Scout's honor. Jacob, that means you.